did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I wish I only lived at night.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Are we still banned from the library?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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