my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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