Soap is not a condiment
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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