The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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