You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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