What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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