How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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