the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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