she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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