Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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