I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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