just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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