She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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