the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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