I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
