i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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