He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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