Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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