Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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