i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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