the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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