is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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