how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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