Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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is that a dick in a sweater?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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