She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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