NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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