ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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