I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity