Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah

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(949): View more from California

i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.

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(206): View more from Washington

She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick

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(406): View more from Montana

I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself

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(540): View more from Virginia

Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....

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(713): View more from Texas

Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.

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