All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?