well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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