fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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