Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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