yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It's shark week go big or go home
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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