Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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