At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Randomize
