I swear she didn't look like that last week.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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