Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I met the friendliest cop last night
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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