Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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