Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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