...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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