have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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