I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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