also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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