I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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