Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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