Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
