The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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