yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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