And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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