now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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