i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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