yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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