Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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