for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
What a dumb baby whore.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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