you're like a bully in the Christmas story
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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