redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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